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August 24 OmegaThe ratio of the average density of mass in the Universe to the critical mass density, the latter being the density of mass needed to eventually halt the outward expansion of the Universe.
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Sorry if this seems a little rude or a little sudden, but I hate long goodbyes.
Thanks to everyone that read or commented over the last few years.
Hugs Punzy xxx August 19 LurkingYes - its reached that point in the hols. Im hiding out in the kitchen with the laptop, cos theres just too much small boy in my living room. I keep hearing the odd snatch of conversation which does make me snigger. Apparantly if you finish a set on Rockband you get 20000 fans and some coupons for asda. I think this may be a lie.
So the earlier blog was me being a tad hungover and musing on the merits of toast. I came down in favour of it.
Anyway, I think Ive been a bit bored today. Earlier I was lazing on the sofa poking the dog with my toe and blowing raspberries at her. Kids said I was being mean, but I said I just wanted to harrass someone and she was closest.
Ive decided when my kids both leave home Im gonna get me a pikey caravan and live by the sea. I was talking about this to girlchild. She says if I do it when Im old Ill be eccentric but any time before that just trailer trash. She may have a point. Actually shes partly to blame anyway cos I want her flat. I just think the smaller the space the easier to clean and I can see me turning into a crazy cat lady no bother. Ive already stopped brushing my hair so Im well on the way.
In other news I really think I have to cut down on the beer a bit on Monday nights. First reason being the drunker I get the more hellish I think my dancing is and I woke up this morning with a mild case of whiplash. Second being its really affecting my memory. Apparantly last night I read an email from a friend of mine when I got in. I have absolutely no recollection of this at all. Although I suppose that might be a good thing - means people can tell me the same stuff over and over and Ill find it just as interesting every time.
Did feel very sorry for a mate of mine. Went to London for something, ate a hotdog (he didnt go to London specifically for a hotdog obviously cos that would just be stupid) and then spent 7 hours on a National Express with food poisoning. Ouch!
Oh and then spent ten minutes outside at the end of the night crawling about a friends car trying to entice a frog from underneath it. Personally I couldnt see it so I think it had already fugged off and was probably lurking in the shadows laughing at us.
Reminds me a bit of a rabbit incident the other night driving home. Stupid thing ran in front of my car........ for about a mile. Didnt have the sense to vear left or right, and I ended up crawling along behind it til I turned off.
Anyway I suppose I should shut up now really - can only avoid my living room for so long.
Hugs Punzy xxx
August 17 Just cos its so cute.....Right moving along. This is a section of a wind up I saw on an internet site. Silverwolf is the geniune conspiracy theorist, and Lowtax is the guy pretending to be Russian and speaking in a second language - I LMAO!
Lowtax - Hello, I wrote email to you about Yetis and aliens! Silver Wolf - You had questions about greys? Lowtax - Do you have much research with them? Regressed memories? Things like that? I was wondering because I don't know anything! Silver Wolf - Yes, I know a bit about repressed memories. Mostly aliens / psychic abilities. Lowtax - Oh, like the television commericial! Psychic abilities Lowtax - I think I have recessed memories, I sometimes experience flashbacks with bright lights. It is not very good at all Silver Wolf - Why what happens? Lowtax - Well, I walk around sometimes in grocery stores and such, when I see big bright light flash and my neck hairs go stand up and I have memories of grey things with big eyes... but its the bright lights! Does that sound like restressed memories? : ( : ( : ( Lowtax - Sorrey about poor English, I am still learneding! Silver Wolf - Could be about past lives, perhaps. Lowtax - Oh, how can you tell? It happened to me yesterdy, I was walking in grocery store and had salami and dropped it all over floor and did passed out for about a minute and they called ambulance on me! It was second time it happened this week. : ( : ( : ( Silver Wolf - It can be either one. Lowtax - Do you know how to tell? Silver Wolf - Does it happen any other time? Or do you get more or is it always the same? Lowtax - It happens when I get into dairy aisle... with all the bright lights and I get scared and I just BUMP fall down and drop things on floor like an oaf! Do you think bright lights can trigger it? I have memories of when I was a child in my home in Menudoh (near Russia) and my friend and I were sleeping over and there was bright light and people with large head / eyes... Lowtax - They saids it was just a picnic, by they lie I think! Silver Wolf - Make sure you don't look at bright lights then, they can sometimes trigger repressed memories (it sounds like that). It sounds like your brain is associating that with the event. Lowtax - Oh, I do that now. I put on sunglasses after I pass the deli department, because the dairy aisle is right after that, and that makes it help, you know? I am sorry if I'm not being good enough ICQ partner, but I am nervous and dont know what to say : ( : ( : ( Silver Wolf - Hmm I'm not sure. Do you ever listen to Art Bell or go to www.artbell.com? Lowtax - NO! He is the astronaut's worst passion! Silver Wolf - What? Lowtax - Art Bell is the awful man, a terrible little man with vengefulness in his heart! Lowtax - Sorry, English is not "the best". Lowtax - I met Art Bell in convention once! He was shaking hands after the convention, and miss approached him with a young baby! Very young baby! Mr. Bell grabbed the baby and hurled it at the floor with vengence! He was furious!!! He is an awful man, to treat fans in that way! Silver Wolf - The Art Bell radio show host Lowtax - YES! It was convention on psychic obscorginia (?) He concluded convention, and began to shake hands when he grabbed the infant and threw him with malevolence at the ground! Then he began to fall over, and he ran away for no reason! It was terrible way to treat fans! Do you understand? Silver Wolf - Hmm I haven't heard about that before. Sometimes celebrities can be mean in public I suppose. Are you sure it was him? Lowtax - VERY AWFUL MAN, SCOURGE OF BAD, Art Bell is a furious little man who needs to inject himself with VIABLE TOXINS!!! He is terrible, spiteful man! Lowtax - so what about Yetis then? Can you help? Do you know?? Silver Wolf - What do you need to know? Lowtax - I have seen Yetis outside my apartment at night, I think they are Yetis, I dont know why they are here! Silver Wolf - do you feel any connection to them? Perhaps something psychic? There are connections between aliens and psychic humans. Lowtax - I become tingly in area behind neck, I think you call it "netherregions". My hairs prick up and eyeballs fill with fluids (?). I feel a connection between myself and Yetis outside my apartment, have you heard of such a phenomenon? Silver Wolf - Yes, you might want to check out http://www.imsa.edu/~jgable/index.html for some good psychic information. Lowtax - Oh, great to be of good use, that will come in handy, thank you! Maybe something of Area 51? Silver Wolf - What about area 51? Lowtax - I visted there once, on field trip with company to fireworks factory. We saw many things! Strange things of a different nature, you understand? Silver Wolf - Yeah, area 51 is known for a lot of experimental alien / military tests. did you see anything in a triangle shape? With 3 main lights? And some smaller ones? Lowtax - no, we saw cactus shaped like Otis Nixon Silver Wolf - Who? Lowtax - But then it was night and there were strange humming sounds coming from behind rocks, we thought it was something like electric can opener, maybe refridgerator or microwave toaster. But bus was off! And then Jim disappeared!!! Silver Wolf - Jim? Lowtax - He came back and was missing his hair! Silver Wolf - Area 51 is pretty guarded, how did you get in? Lowtax - Our bus was yellow, sir! Silver Wolf - How did Jim lose his hair? Lowtax - It was male wig, you know, tuperwear I think, you understand? Maybe it fell off when he ran away from his aggressors? I don't know! Silver Wolf - No, that is a weird story! Lowtax - I've seen things you would not believe!
Hugs Punzy xxx August 14 Results WeekFirst apologies for being an ignorant git and not getting round to answering comments yet but its been such a busy week! Tuesday was girlchilds 18th Birthday. Started the celebrations with a family/friends doo on Sunday, where my folks were the drunkest ones there. Was a bit worried they wouldnt enjoy it but they had a great time, aided by a great deal of wine. My little blonde mate kept looking at them and looking at me and saying 'now so much makes sense' specially when someone nearly picked up my mums wine glass accidentally and she growled 'gerroff thats mine'. Girlchild seemed to thoroughly enjoy it though. Monday was rock night so we all piled down there and the DJ very kindly said happy birthday to her for the next day without dropping her in it about her being a day underage.
Tuesday we spent the day BBQing and she had her mates round. Ended up with them all in the house while I was outside in the hoying it down rain under a gazebo, but everything was cooked and noone was poisoned, although I did manage to horribley burn my finger. Well ok its not much more than a scratch but sympathy pleeeease. And only one of the darlings got so drunk they puked which is always a plus (and she hit the bucket every time, so result!)
So today was results day - and she did really well! Passed everything, and got more than the results she needed to be accepted to her uni.
To be honest I was an emotional wreck, so pleased for her and so proud I snuffley cried all the way home in the car - which probably looked a bit odd to the other road users. So anyway shes in the pub currently with her friends celebrating.
Anyway thats my quick catch up, but congrats to anyone who got the results they wanted and commisserations to anyone that didnt!
And finally for girlchild.........
Signing off for now - drunken comments over the weekend when things are back to normal.
Hugs Punzy xxx
August 04 Just a quicky tonight.....First, girl child went off for a festival at the weekend, and when she got back I asked if she had a nice time. She said 'Well I had a time..........' I like it and plan to use it on all occasions that dont exactly go to plan.
So its her birthday next week - 18th, and Im starting to think I really should get my ass in gear and organize things.
Oh and the other day we were talking about the planets, and ya know that memory trick - my (mercury) very (venus) excellent (earth) memory (mars) just (jupiter) stores (saturn) up (uranus) nine (neptune) planets (well that was pluto but now its UB313, which I believe is called Eris?????????) Anyway I need to go find a teacher and thump em just cos Im confused.
Right I shall leave you with a vid I made over the weekend. Its very long and a bit dark but its still my fave Ive made. Was a total labour of love cos its one of my all time fave films.....
Rebecca (music by my chemical romance)
Happy Monday!
Hugs Punzy xxx July 31 This n ThatToday I got a phone bill for 7p. The call duration was 0.00 seconds. Im a tad confused..........
In other news went over to my folks for a meal with the kids and we had a great time, but my mum wouldnt stop taking the piss out of my dad cos he broke his watch. Apparantly she thinks its unreasonable to try to get the back on again by hitting it with a hammer. I think she may have a point. Apparantly the numbers 2 and 3 fell off along with the winder. So its permenantly time for tea......
So the wedding dress hunt is on (nobody have a coronary - read the blog below!) and there are a couple Im watching on ebay at the moment, but I have to say while trawling through, there have been a couple of things that have amused me. First was this..........
Either the pick up from China is a mistake ooooor thats why its so cheap The second thing that had me really chortling was this translation on an advert........
Strangely I may chose and belive him cos I have frequently found that formal clothing did cause me bright-colored moving. Anyway joke for the day. I hear the new James Bond Villian is a cross between Blowfelt and Oddjob. They havent decided what to call him yet though........ Right - wishing everyone a fab Friday and will probably make it round with a few drunken comments over the weekend! Hugs Punzy xxx July 30 Counting to ten.......cos tonight Im a bit cross. Boychild went off this morning to go paintballing with a bunch of mates. The event was 'organized' by one of their dads. Half five, he comes in white as a ghost, runs through the house and promptly herps. Once hes a bit more comfy I get to the bottom of it. Apparantly he'd had a migrane for hours and been throwing up pretty much continuously, and the f**kwit Dad hadnt had the sense to ring me to come get him. To add injury to insult, the £30 the day cost was supposed to be £25 for the paintballing and paintballs and £5 for food. The father in question had f**ked up and they got extra paintballs and nothing to eat all day. I AM SINGULARLY UNIMPRESSED!!! I mean part of me is thinking Im being a tad unreasonable cos least the guy bothered to take em but on the other hand, the poor kid came back in such a state, Im wondering if he's got an IQ slightly higher than a sock.
Anyway Im not gonna rant all blog. Last night went to see the fabulous Emz, who is getting married towards the end of this year. Shes having her hen night on Halloween and I know its ages away yet but Im soooooo excited. I love getting dressed up anyway for any reason, and I specially love Halloween. So were all goin to a big Halloween party in a hotel and the best bit is were all going as corpse brides. So Im currently on the hunt for a wedding dress to shred and throw fake blood over - YIPPEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Hope everyones having a great week! Hugs Punzy xxx
July 27 HOT HOT HOT
How lush is this weather? Too hot to bother thinking of a real blog though, so Im gonna give you a top tip instead. Now I know theres currently hell on about downloading music and what not, so obviously you should only use this for downloading uncopyrighted (I think I may have just made that word up) material....... but anyway its a link to a youtube converter for copying uncopyrighted material although obviously it would work for anything, just in case you cant find the uncopyrighted material you want on limewire or the like. Works really well, converts to various formats including mp3, only thing is unless you subscribe you only get to do one every half hour, but Ive managed to find a couple of uncopyrighted things there I couldnt anywhere else. Shame about the copyrighted music isnt it............
You Know You're Too Stressed If...
Hope everyone has a great start to the week! Hugs Punzy xxx July 21 It must be rock night.So currently warming up for a night out and drinking something called a swimming pool (yes I really am that thirsty), and aside from the slight hint of meths its quite nice, its also a rather shocking colour of purest green. Word to the wise, if you should happen to come across a swimming pool in this shade I suggest you dont get in.
Right mostly today things to share.
First would you like to see our little Comrade Donut? The point of this video is not infact how cute our hamster is, but the racket in the back ground I have to live with on a daily basis. The God awful noise you can hear is boychild drumming like mad. Gawd bless him and all he stands for.
See but even when I try and do something nice it goes horribley wrong. I mean after watching my cute little hamster this is what comes up (I draw your attention to the second vid advertized).......
Little bit of Dilbert that tickled me.....
Right - I have new hair and a new top so Im outta here to rock. Hugs Punzy xxx
July 19 Haaang on a minute......I seem to have not so much of an empty glass as no glass at all and unless Im very much mistaken its Saturday..... Sorted.
Having just finished my third course of anti biotics in as many weeks (for something trifling never fear) I am back on the hoy at last - huzzaaaaaaaaaaah. Pah! 1st lot threatened to kill me, second lot didnt work and hopefully this last lot did the trick but its been hell! And obviously having my favourite hobby unavailable to me Ive been forced to comfort shop which has lead me to the conclusion I have a problem (no not the beer - thats not a problem at all cos it slides down nicely). I was totting up with my friend last night and in the last 7 days I have aquired 18 new pairs of socks. I have no idea why but I seem incapable of walking past a funky/stripey/generally loud pair without em leaping off the shelf into my hand. I wonder if theres a self help group for that....
So today went out with the kids and saw a real life lady with a beard. I mean that wasnt the purpose of our trip, just a byproduct. So on the way home I popped into the shops and left em in the car. Now I understand this is irresponsible if theyre teeny but for Gods sake theyre nearly 18 and 15. However when I came back girlchild in the front was all tangled up in seat belts and there were smeary marks all over the windows. Cant take em anywhere.
Reeeeeeeeeet - little joke my mate sent me (its ruuuuuuuuude so stop reading now if your a prude
 )After the birth of her sixth child, Jane decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery 'down below' to restore herself to her former youthful glory because her bomb doors were dangling a bit too low and looked like a ripped out fireplace. Time and children had taken its toll and she reckoned that, with six children now being the limit, she'd tidy things with a nip here and a tuck there so it looked more like a piggy bank slot rather than a badly packed kebab.
Following the operation she awoke from her anaesthetic to find three roses at the end of the bed. Who are these from?' she asked the nurse, 'They're very nice but I'm a bit confused as to why I've received them.' 'Well' said the nurse, 'The first is from the surgeon - the operation went so well and you were such a model patient that he wanted to say thanks.' 'Ahhh, that's really nice' said Jane. 'The second is from your husband - he's delighted theoperation was such a success that he can't wait to get you home. Apparently it'll be the first time he's touched the sides for years and he's very excited!' 'Brilliant!' said Jane. 'And the third?' 'That's from Eric, a patient in the burns unit,' said the nurse. 'He just wanted to say thanks for his new ears.' Posting this cos her accent and the rough translation charms the socks (oh I just realized what I said - I really do have a sock fetish) off me........ SoKo - I'll Kill Her (and in case you cant see it cos its being temperamental http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25AsfkriHQc )
And on the media player tonight, New Found Glory who did a really great covers album 'From the Screen to your Stereo' doin a kick ass version of Crazy For you
Have a great Saturday!
Hugs Punzy xxx
July 17 Evening All.....So Id like to say my recent absence has been down to something like foiling spy plots or spying foil plots or something equally exciting, but actually ive just been really busy.
Anyway having felt like I spent the week with a dark cloud following me about today I feel like this..........
(thats meant to be good by the way) So the beginning of this week was the girlchilds prom. Aside from the fact she forgot her ticket and I had to do a mercy dash I think she had a good time. She decided to forego a meringue dress and get something off this fab Lolita goth site she found. Waiting for some proper photos off her but in the meantime a rather rubbish one I took on my phone.
So this week the boychild has been doing work experience with me. Now Im sure his mates thought he'd get an easy ride, but no no no. Knowing full well how very capable he is on a PC Ive had him working his little socks off for me. Hes done leaflets and business cards and appointment cards and tomorrow were doing a website. Huzzah for slave labour, cos one of the things about work experience is your totally not allowed to pay your slaveImeanchild. (Although I have promised him a present cos he really has worked hard). Oh and in other news this weeks Kerrang is giving away a free CD of covers of Iron Maiden songs. I mean did you hear me? FREEEEEEEEEE (gotta love that) and its bands youve actually heard of, which is a cheeky bonus. Sticking Avenged Sevenfolds cover of Flash of the Blade on my media player cos its really rather good. Anyway I shall leave you with this very short clip cos it totally tickled me.
Hugs Punzy xxx July 13 Gah
Today's completely sucked and when things get really bad what you really need in your life is a bunch of dumb one liners........ Oh thats just me then
 Always wanted to be a procrastinator, but never got around to it. ~~~~~ My friend has kleptomania, but when it gets bad, he takes something for it. ~~~~~ When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. ~~~~~ Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. ~~~~~ Just when you think you've hit bottom, someone tosses you a shovel. ~~~~~
For Sale: Wedding dress, size 12, worn once by mistake. ~~~~~ You know you are over-the-hill when you're just too tired to climb one! ~~~~~
Never criticize your wife's faults. ~~~~~ For Sale: One computer slightly used. One bullet hole in screen. ~~~~~ If a "fatal" error is made with the E-mail I sent, does that mean I killed somebody?
~~~~~ Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play? ~~~~~ It's a small world -- unless you gotta walk home. ~~~~~
I'm going to start thinking positive, but I know it won't work.
~~~~~ "It is better to have loved a short man, than never to have loved a tall." ~~~~~ Money talks but all mine ever says is "goodbye." ~~~~~
The other night I laid in bed looking up at the stars and I thought to myself, ~~~~~
Help Wanted - Psychic - you know where to apply. ~~~~~
He who laughs last, thinks slowest. ~~~~~ Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. ~~~~~ I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. ~~~~~ Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. ~~~~~ The 50-50-90 Rule: ~~~~~ If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. ~~~~~
When you go into court you're putting yourself in the hands of 12 people ~~~~~ I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
Will reeeeeeeeeeally try and pop round with some comments soon!
Hugs Punzy xxx PS In the end the hamster was named Comrade Donut - dont ask. July 07 Must be Monday.....So raring to go now cos it be rock night and the alkypops and voddys are already aflowing.
Girl child is back now and had a great time but unfortunately while she was away her hamster died. We now have a new one and the burning issue is what it should be called. So far weve come up with a few suggestions which were all rubbish - boychild suggested Crotch. As of yet we are undecided so suggestions welcome. Friend of girlchild suggested we all pick a name and use it and the most dominant and suitable name will be the one we end up using. We both said - PAH he has no idea how stubborn we are as a fambly - poor little thing would end up with lots of names and a complex.
Also today I noticed I am now fat. I didnt think it was possible to get fat in two days but apparantly it is if you eat enough, so tomorrow IM goin on a health kick - but not tonight cos have you seeen how many calories are in alkypops and theyre a necessity?
Right. Gonna finish with a very short Dylan Moran clip.
Happy Monday and comments tomorrow with a bitta luck!
Hugs Punzy xxx
July 04 Bits n bobs.
First - to my American friends........
Girl child is actually in America at the moment so she'll be able to see what you all get up to. Shes only 17 so keep a lid on it people ;O)
One of the bestest bits of being a mum is seeing things through the eyes of your kids. This clip was on TV the other day and although I remembered it well from when I was a wee one, boychild just about fell off his chair he thought it was so awesome. Made me appreciate it all over again.
Couldnt decide whether to post this next clip or not cos its really badly edited, but I think its kinda gorgeous (although probably not to everybodys taste).... American Vampire Rehearsal - Wicked Boys Ballet Company.
So moving along, got together with a couple of my mates last night. Turns out my tiny mate has taken up cage fighting. Said no way Id go watch her cos Id spend the whole time peaking through my hands making an oooooo sound through my teeth. Although I have said when were out if anything kicks off Im just gonna stand behind her and watch her do her thing cos shell be like Taz.
Right finishing with a little something I made earlier, although I have to say - big help from mother nature with this one....
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