Aye up trouble, hope you're ok? Are we on a bank holiday weekender????? Obviously sad arse me ain't but I just had a chocolate eclair and I'm off for a pot of coffee next lol. Think I'm possibly in one of them raging hormonal states, ohhh I hope nobody upsets me lmao xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Wotcha Puffundle Shaggyboatman... I was very excited when I read the title of this entry... I dashed off, got out my 60's miniskirt... whacked my hair into a bun so large it could be seen from space, put myself in grainy black and white and got ready to do my bestest Aretha Franklin impression (for which I have often been complimented on... Barry Island Butlins Aretha Franklin Impersonator 1983-1985 at your service... Available for Wedding, Bar Mitzvah's , War Re-Enactments and Cheese Rolling Events). When I pressed play, instead of a glorious vocal wall of sound splitting my eardrums I got RAAAAAWWKK!!!!!!

Gutted!!!!...

My bun drooped, my miniskirt sagged and my grainy black and white was replaced by a 'Transmission problem Please stand by' test card.

I, therefore, trudge off towards the horizon... dreams shattered... euphoria squashed like a tomato caught in a head on collision with a rhino... I may never recover... WOOOOOOOOOOOOE IS M.... oooooh ice cream... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!!

***Boingly Hoppy Bank Holiday Weekend Hugs***

DB xxx

P.S. I've forgotten what I was going to write here...

I do like this one. It speaks to me....... and for me, somewhat.

xx